If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called"12".
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called"12".
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
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